Some Things to Ponder.....

1. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a D*&^ and save a smile...

2. If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear!

3. Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.

4. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!

5. A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!

6. Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

Enjoy your week guys!