This B@#$* Is Not Lovin' It

Picture this S%^): You've just handed over your money for an extra-delicious 10-piece of Chicken McNuggets and you can't wait to get those warm chunks of chicken-flavored rat meat down your froat. Your mouth is practically foaming and then.....the dumb B@#$* cashier at McDonald's strolls up to tell you they are fucking out of deep-fried bits of heaven. So what do you do about it? Of course, you call fucking 911, because that S%^) is an emergency and a crime! That's exactly what 22-year-old Latreasa Goodman of Florida did and the ho got a citation for it! Injustice!

The Smoking Gun reports that when Latreasa was told they were out, she asked for a refund and they refused. The cashier said all sales were final. Latreasa called 911 three times before their lazy asses finally showed up. When the cops informed Latreasa that her McNugget obsession wasn't an emergency, she answered, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency."

From her mouth to my stomach. Damn fucking straight, McNuggets ARE an emergency of epic proportions. They should have called in the National Guard, the Airforce, Paula Deen, the A-Team, Charlie's Angels, Chris Brown, Sharon Osbourne, the meerkats from Meerkat Kingdom and so on.... You don't F#*? with a B@#$* when it comes to McNuggets. The lying whore cashier should be charged with FRAUD! I'd gladly sit on the jury just so I could tell the ho she is guilty for lying about McNuggets.

P.S. - Latreasa's beautiful mug shot is from a previous run-in with the cops. Doesn't the B@#$* look like she's serious about her McNuggets? McNuggets are not a joke.

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UPDATE -- A rep for McD's tells TMZ, "Satisfying each and every customer that visits our restaurants is very important to us. Regarding this isolated incident, we apologize for the inconvenience caused. In the event that we are unable to fill an order, a customer should be offered the choice of a full refund or alternative menu items. We regret that in this instance, that wasn't the case.

We want to correct our mistake. We will be sending the customer her refund, along with an invitation to return for her original order, on us. We never want to disappoint a McNuggets fan or any McDonald's customer. Customer satisfaction is our top priority."



911 Phone call, TOOOO funny!

This classic

I want some nuggets right now...better call ahead to see if they r in stock first!!!

thats ex babys momma she was gettin them nuggets 4 me and she knows i dont play if she comes back without my nuggets! b1tch better have my buffaho sauce 2.

williescore wrote:thats ex babys momma she was gettin them nuggets 4 me and she knows i dont play if she comes back without my nuggets! b1tch better have my buffaho sauce 2.

Buffaho WTF lol