LISTEN!!!!

Daddy's car in the woods?Little Johnny watched his
daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into
the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and
Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.Little Johnny found this
so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran
home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I was at
the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt
Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt
Jane...'At this point Mummy cut him off and said,
Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save
the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on
Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'At the dinner
table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his
story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground
and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started
doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do
when Daddy was away on on his trips. Mommy fainted!

Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to
the whole story before you interrupt!

haha now thats pretty funny